rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
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How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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