Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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