People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
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Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
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Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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