You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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