And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
