what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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