I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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