I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
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We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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