It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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