okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
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