I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.