Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend