Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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