it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that