she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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