You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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