Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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