The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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