Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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