If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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