Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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