is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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