wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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