I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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