I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
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You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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