Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
how can u be prego again
My first STD was from a foam party
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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