You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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