the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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