you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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