And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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