god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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