Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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