Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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