the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
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It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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