So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
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Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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