I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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