Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
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I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR