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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!

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• (562): View more from California

  Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on

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• (585): View more from New York

  You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.

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• (818): View more from California

  I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.

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• (707): View more from California

  I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.

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  YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR

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