I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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