I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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