last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
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Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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