Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I had to cum in my sink.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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