their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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