Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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