wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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