Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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