just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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