My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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