What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
home. puking in laundry basket.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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