Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
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I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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