Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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