Pants 0. Shit 1.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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