the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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