Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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