everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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