He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
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trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
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A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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