Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
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How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I think I just shit out all my problems.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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