Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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