ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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