You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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